I am not your teachable moment. It's ok, kids. Go ahead and ask him anything. He won't mind.
It is not my job to educate you. Why do you have to wear that scarf? I am not something to be acted upon to make you feel good about yourself. There's a free seat behind you. Here, let me help. No thank you, I'm good. There you go, buddy. You're welcome. I am not required to reassure you. That joke you told was really inappropriate and sexist. Yeah, but you know I'm not sexist, right? It was only a joke. You know I didn't mean anything. I am not your Lifetime movie.Oh my god, it is so brave of you to be out and proud, right in front of the whole world. You. Inspire. Me. I am not here for your entertainment. Come on, smile sweetheart! It can't be that bad! I do not care about your unsolicited opinion. You know, I actually find septum piercings on girls pretty unattractive. I am just trying to get home. We are on our way to dinner. I do not have to answer your questions. I am not going to soften my opinions so you can avoid looking critically at yourself. My life is not 'brave'. It is mine, not yours. I do not want to be gracious and thankful. I do not want to smile. Don't you dare touch me. Fuck you and your good intentions. I am angry. Fuck you. I just want to get home.