*giggle*
mmm...yes
Wait, what the?
What's wrong?
You don't wax? You don't even shave?
No. I don't like it.
That's really gross. I can't believe you'd be so disrespectful.
Hey, if a little body hair isn't your thing, whatever, I guess. but it's my body and there's nothing wrong with it.
No. it's really unhygenic and inconsiderate of your partners. If you can't respect yourself enough to perform basic grooming, you should at least be considerate to the people who have to be down there.
Letting yourself go like this is really unattrac...what the?
BPP! We're coming in!
We have reports of a body shaming in progress. Sir, if you'd come with us please.
This is ridiculous! I have a right to prefer certain body types!
Yeah, but you odn't have a right to be a jerk about it.
Well well well...what do we have here? Tucker Max..'The Art of Negging'...and a signed print by Dimitri the Lover!
Those aren't mine. I'm just holding them for a friend!
I've heard enough. Let's go buddy.
You have the right to not be an asshole. Anything you say or do will likely confirm everyone''s suspicion that you are, in fact, a giant asshole. You have the right to friends who will tell you when you are acting like an asshole. If you do not have any friends, the court will appoint someone to tell you when you are being an asshole at the government's expense...
You and your cunt have a nice night now, ma'am. No! Everyone should confirm to my standards of attractiveness. Body hair is disgusting and she should be ashamed! Ashamed!!
Tell it to the judge.
Because nothing is less sexy than a woman who won't....hey! Are you even listening to me?
Oh goodness. Not even a little bit.
