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Ugh darn it, I have a hole in my jeans.

You know what that means!

Noooo

Time for a trip to the Eaton Centre!
(a giant soul-sucking shopping mall in the grossest most touristy part of downtown Toronto)

It's the worst there.
I know!
The store that has my original jeans has closed.
We'll find a new one!
Nothing ever fits!
You can't have work jeans that have holes in them.

Sigh.

Ok, I need dark wash straight-cut jeans, relaxed fit, not-distressed, not high-waisted or low-cut, not skin tight. Got it?

Got it.

aaah?

JEANS
SKINNY

SUPER SKINNY

SLIM SKINNY

SUPER SLIM SKINNY BODY SHAPING SUPER SCULPT ROCKSTAR SKINNY

Ok. This one's on me.