Hey, are you interested in coming river tubing with us?
What's that? Never heard of it.
You just get a big comfy tube and float very slowly down a river. We bring snacks and drinks and soak up some sun.
Sounds good!
So this is tubing.
Mhm.
Pretty chill.
It would probably be helpful to know how to swim though.
What?!
Oh, I can float and not drown, that's not a risk. But I don't know how to move efficiently and gracefully through water.
Oh, ok. Well, try not to tip over then.
SPLASH
OH NO OH NO
Just stand up
OH NO OHHHHH NO
Just STAND UP
I CAN'T
yes you can just put your feet down
...
Ah.
Really freaked out there didn't I.
Yup.
Really learning some things about myself today.