What do you want to do for dinner?
Ugh, I'm so tired. I'll just fry up a pack of bacon and we can eat that.
Fine with me.
LATER
Aww.
I...I fucked up.
What are you doing?
No, don't do that.
This is a fixable problem. Don't just lie down on the floor. No!
It's ok love, we'll make some more bacon.
I don't deserve bacon.
I deserve the floor.
Oh for the love of -
