What's wrong?
I'm sad.
What are you sad about?
No one loves me and I'm going to die alone and I'm nto good at anything and I'm dumb.
Well, literally none of that is true.
How about you try getting up and we'll watch a movie?
Noooooooooo.

Sad

New Comic! There are moments in depression where you realize you're being stubborn and obtuse and generally unpleasant but you don't care because SAD.