Transcript

days of dildos past

disappeared during a house move

lost custody in a breakup

converted to cat toy

never wanted to talk to that asshole again and this was the price

burned out from overuse

defeated by cat fur

melted by poor lube choice

under the bed, lost forever.

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Posted on October 7, 2014 by Robot Hugs

New Comic! WARNING: NSFW for sex toys I have measured out my life with dildos lost. Transcript below: days of dildos past disappeared during a house move lost custody in a breakup converted to cat toy never wanted to talk to that asshole again and this was the price burned out from overuse defeated by cat fur melted by poor lube choice under the bed, lost forever.