[image of hat on chair]
...damn it.
What's wrong?
I left my hat on the bus. Now it's gone forever.
Well, that sucks, but I can lend you a hat.
No! That was MY hat. I made it myself, and I loved it, and there will never be another hat like it. It was the only hat for me!
Like... your soul-hat?
Yes!
You do realize you have two partners, right?
Yes. But I'm hat-monogamous.
