New comic! Like 90% of people are just fine with not shaking hands and more and more of them understand completely but there's like 1 in 10 dudes who are just reallllllllly intense about showing off their Very Firm Business Handshake. Before you suggest it I refuse to constantly tell people 'Oh I have a cold' because first, I don't, and also that only works once or twice and when you see the same people every month or so it's best to just establish a precedent of 'hey I don't do the ritual hand touch thing but it's going to be fine!'
