Whoops! Careful Hippo. You don't want to get too close to the scissors!
See? *snip* *snip*
Oh no.
Oh, I'm sorry Hippo. Here, I'll make it better. Where's Oskar?
I'll even you out. Then it will be ok.
There. *SNIP*
Oh gods.
I'm the worst cat mom ever!

Whiskers

New Comic! Yeah, this pretty much happened. The cats endure a lot with me, but they're both rescues, so on a balance of alternatives I think they're still better in my care. Fun/disappointing fact, though - when you cut off a cat's whiskers they don't really bump into things. They just complain about stuff a lot more.