tail=''
legs=''
scales=''
slither=''

def snakeverify(tail, scales, legs, slither):
tail=input('Do you have a tail? y/n')
if tail=='y':
scale=input('do you have fur, skin, or scales?')
if scale=='scales':
legs=input('how many legs do you have between 0-100?')
if legs=='0':
slither=input('is slithering awesome? y/n')
if slither=='y':
print ('Ssss! Sssssss. Sss.')
else:
print('slithering is totally awesome...IF YOU\'RE A SNAKE')
else:
print('You cannot have legs and be a snake.')
else:
print ('Snakes have scales. You are bad at fake snaking')
else:
print('Seriously? Snakes are like, 99% tail.')

usercheck=input('Are you a snake? y/n')

if usercheck=='y':
snakeverify(tail, scales, legs, slither)
else:
print ('You are not a snake. Please go away')

Snakecheck.py

New Comic! Look people, I'm sort of screwed up right now and I don't have anything smart for you in my head, so I wrote you a program to check to make sure that a user is a snake. Use it well.