I saw you with some pastries yesterday. Are...are you cheating on me?
Of course not! I would never do that. I love you.
Ok. I love you too. So much.
Your test results came back and I'm afraid you have genital torts. Do you have any partners we need to notify?
FUCK!

STIcing

New comic! Hey guys, you can go ahead and thank MZ for all the STI related puns you see on this site. That is his superpower.