It's nice to meet you!
You too! Is it Christopher or Chris?
Oh, I don't care, whichever!
Oooorrrr...
You could pass the lowest possible bar of introducing yourself...
and just give me a single name to call you by. Any name! I don't care. Just don't make me arbitrarily choose a name to call you by after 5 seconds of interaction.
This is has 'how not to necessarily inject uncertainty and awkwardness into simple social interactions' with Robot Hugs.
Next time: 'Asking 'guess what' and then literally making me guess is why we never talk anymore'.