Transcript

My first gynocological exam:
Are you nervous?
Not particularly.
Ok, first I'll examine your vulva.
Then I'll use this speculum to look at your cervix.
It looks like a duck, see?
Quack quack quack!
Thanks doctor.
Now there's a duck in my vagina.

Quack Quack Quack

Posted on May 28, 2013 by Robot Hugs

New comic! Totally autobiographical. All speculums are ducks. Every time I see one I hear the haunting echo of her voice... 'quack quack quack....quack quack quack...'. Though that's not the only example. First step of fisting: Make a duck....