>>> # Your brain is a computer
>>> # Depression is a computer virus, mangling data and a
messing up your input/output. tput.
>>> # It adds extra information to strings ings:
>>> partner = "She loves me"
>>> partner = partner + r +", but she's getting tired of me"
>>> partner
'she loves me, but she's getting tired of me' of me'
>>> It fucks up your math:
>>> x = 20
>>> def people_who_care_about_me e (x):
returnn x
>>>people_who_care_about_me(x)
20
>>> def people_who_actually_care(x)
returnn x-x
>>> people_who_actually_care(x)
0
>>> people_who_care(x) = people_who_actually_care(x)
>>> people_who_care(x)(x)
0
>>> # and it screws up how your sytem works.
>>> str ("everything will be ok. you are loved" loved")
syntax error: invalid syntax
>>> # Depression impairs the functions of how you
manage and cope:
>>> importt pull_yourself_together
Traceback (most recent call last):
File "", line 1, in
import pull_yourself_together
ImportError: No module named 'pull_yourself_together'
>>> #but it leaves less useful information around:
>>> importt getting_through_the_week
>>> dir (getting_through_the_week)
['alone',apathy','crying','doubt','drinking','empty',
'frustration','hopeless','idiot','lethargy','moody',
'needy','powerless','restless','slow','stupid',
'tired','unlikable','unlovable','useless','worthless']
>>> # and it will screw up your resources
>>> importt friends
ImportError: No module named 'friends'
>>>help
NameError: you cannot access help at this time.
>>>help
you cannot access help at this time
>>>help

Sad Python

New Comic! Oookaayy...this one is sort of the terrible intersection of mental illness and computer programming. I was trying to do my class homework and was getting frustrated with the error messages I was getting all the time, and I realized that frustration felt a lot familiar - to when I'm trying to make my brain do things and it's like NOPE INSTEAD RUN FUNCTION.YOU'RE_GOING_TO_SCREW_UP_YOUR_LIFE. And then I'm like um...Nope(please don't)? and it's like EXECUTING ANXIETY_ATTACK. And look, I know that this isn't totally accurate python. You know what? You're not totally accurate python either. THERE I SAID IT.