Hey robot, what's up?

I tried to put my pants on and they don't fit anymore.

Do you need pants?

Yes, I need them for work and for staying warm in the unforgiving Canadian winter.

Welp, I guess we're going pants shopping.

Nooooooo

I'll come with you. You don't even have to look in the mirror.

noooooo

Ok, I'm going to get the car. I'll be out front.

noooo

Pants Shopping

New comic! This was originally going to be a lot more sober, since pants shopping is basically a perfect storm to create all kinds of gender and body dysphoria but I am often client facing in a nice office so I need to have clothes that fit and look not used and it was way harder than I thought! But I did end up with 2 pairs of pants, so. Anyways, I am lucky to have a partner who will make me go pant shopping when pant shopping is terrible. Any excuse to draw my butt tho, really.