A: Hey. I need you to come over.

B: Why? What's up?
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A: Because I did laundry and now it needs folding.

B: …and?

A: And I can't fold it without your help.
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B: I don't think that's true.

A: Fine, I don't want to fold it because folding it is really boring and dumb and it's better when you help me.
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B: I'm really certain that you can do this yourself.

A: You can't do this to me. It's all on my bed, I need somewhere to sleep.
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B: You'll be fine.

A: This is the worst thing that has ever happened to me.

B: Ok. I love you. Have a nice night.

Laundry

New Comic! Yeah, this is in no way an exaggeration. I am pretty much incapable of folding laundry unless someone is with me to keep me company. For example, I did laundry on Saturday, and instead of folding it I dumped it on the floor and covered it with a blanket so I wouldn't have to see it. Coping!