Sometimes my phone's predictive text feels overly personalized...
What are you up to tonight?
I'm
sorry/so sorry/really sorry
Neat!
Are you still going to the party?
No
No/No no no/noooooooo
What kind of cake did you two end up making?
We made
a terrible mistake
...sometimes
I miss you!
I miss you too.
I wish you were
pants