I would like to offer a varient:
The fleshlight with a post-it note test.
Does your movie include female characters whose only purpose is to serve as sexual pit-stops that communicate a piece of vital plot information?
The headquarters are based in Mexico.
Mexico! Aha... it's all coming together now...
My dear...are you trying to seduce me?
Half an hour later:
You bastards!
You'll pay for this!!
