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Hey people

Dear Mr. Robot,

I am a big fan of your popular website and wondered if you'd be interested in a promotional partnership

who want something from me

"Hey can you do a comic about how racist it is that we're not allowed to use certain words anymore but black people get to use"
NOPE.

I can totally tell

Thanks for agreeing to an interview, our organization is a big fan. So, to start, I'd like to know a little more about you.

Sure.

So, what's your family life like? Do you have a husband or kids?

When you don't actually read my comic.

Tell

Posted on May 5, 2015 by Robot Hugs

New comic! I never thought I'd have to tell someone this, but if you're going to spend an hour of my time in an unpaid interview, you should probably do the basic work of looking at my About page first.