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Are you spending the holidays with your family too?

Yup.

Going to play family bingo?

What's that?

It's where you make up a bingo board with stuff that might happen during your visit, and you come up with a reward if you get a full row.

Oooh, good idea!

My family gets pretty nuts over the holiday.

How's this? Can I see yours?

Board game argument
Vague racism
Utensil or glass thrown in anger
Overt transphobia
Dad makes mom cry
Sister gets drunk
1h+ of silent treatment between parents
Argument over turkey carving technique
Argument about minorities being too sensitive
Awkward gift card exchange


Christmas tree decorating
Brother brings new girlfriend to dinner
Dad makes reindeer cookies
Disagreement over what movie to watch
Last minute gift shopping
Everyone falls asleep after dinner
Mom gets tipsy
CSI marathon
Cat claws open 1+ gift
Mom cries when sister leaves

...I think that you and I have different kinds of families.