did you know i'm a man-hater?
What?
Look.
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You're a cisphobic misandrist man-hater your stupid comics make me sick
Oh, man, this isn't good.
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I know. I really thought I liked men.
I did too!
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And who knew that cisphobia and misandry were real?
Not me, that's for sure.
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Maybe he's wrong?
He's an anonymous MRA on the internet. How could he possibly be wrong?
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You're right, you're right. Their opinions are always so well research and based in reality.
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I should go. I love you.
I love you t- I mean, get out of here, you…you objectifying, probably-rapist …um…man-pig.
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Hello, Toronto Cat Rescue? I'm going to need 6 more cats here, Stat. No, no, I'll take care of the neutering personally.