Hey, I just downloaded a puzzle game called The Witness. Want to play it together?

Sure, sounds fun!

5 hours later

No, that didn't work either.

Ok, try this: up three, over 2 -

'Over' doesn't mean anything. You have to say left or right.

Fine, right 2-

- No, that doesn't work, there's a black square on the wrong side there.

Wait, I think I have a solution. Yup - this is right!

Let me see.

Yes, yes, that should work.

Witness Me

New comic! Actually we've been enjoying The Witness quite a lot but it is way up there with building IKEA furniture with respect to relationship stress.