Check out my awesome new tattoo! Well, half the tattoo...
OooooOOooo, it looks great so far!
Right? It's so fresh and sharp!
And textured...
and flaky....
...catching on my clothes whenever i move....
Did you just realize that you got a tattoo in an easily accessible spot and you also have a compulsive skin picking disorder?
...maybe.
I'm just going to -
Nope you don't
Can I get up now
Not until we brainstorm some coping mechanisms for this situation. You can't be trusted.
Fair.