...and then he threw the cookie batter all over the grizzly bear!
ha ha ha ha
That's a good story, but it's...um.... something that happened to my brother that I remember telling you about, so I wonder if maybe you got a little mixed up and misremembered...
No, that's ridiculous. I wouldn't do that. This story came from...
Oh...oh no. She's right. She's totally right.
I can never go back.