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Tonight! Fireworks on the CN Tower!

10pm tonight, be sure to keep an eye on Canada's tallest freestanding erection. Organizers are promising an exciting performance that is sure to amaze and satisfy Torontonians and Pan An visitors alike

After 2 weeks of pent up energy from the Pan Am Games, make sure you don't miss this exciting climax!

Gosh, that didn't last very long, did it?

Performance

Posted on July 28, 2015 by Robot Hugs

New comic! On sunday, we went outside and gazed up at the phallic edifice, jutting from our city's core, pulsing with light, as it emitted streams and gouts of light and flash. And then, all too soon, it was over. Felt... oddly familiar.