Hey, I just got an envelope from the college I applied to!
Ooooh, did you get in??
You can see the first line of the letter in the address window...
[address]
OFFER OF A-
That's great! Well, open it up!
OFFER OF Ahhhh, you know what, never mind.
OFFER OF ADMIT IT, YOU KNEW YOU WERE NEVER GOING TO GET IN.
OFFER OF AARDVARKS (not applicable to other species)
OFFER OF AHHH SPIDERS! SPIDERS EVERYWHERE!
