Hey brain. I know we woke up kind of sad today, but do you think we could rein it in so we don't get too sad?
FUCK NO YOU KNOW WE DON'T HALF-ASS DEPRESSION AROUND HERE.
Ok. Sorry.
5 hours later:

Jerk Brain

New Comic! "Ok, brain, fair enough. But I think I'm going to go nap until we feel a bit better" "NO LET'S SPEND THAT TIME REVIEWING ALL THE DUMB THINGS YOU'VE EVER DONE"