What I thought I'd be enjoying in my 30's

General financial security
Vacations?
Dinner parties

What I am actually happy about:

Bought a new dish rack last weekend.
Kind of an impulse buy, haha.

Holds a lot of dishes, drains really well into the sink.

Yup. Pretty sweet.

Happy Thirties

New comic! This is not a joke. People right now ask me how I've been and I'm like 'bought this sweet dish rack. Also a garbage bin! Living the high life.' I have become just so fucking interesting in my adult years.