Hey, I just moved in next door
mhm.
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And I just wanted to-
Oh gosh, you have a GREYHOUND? THAT'S GREAT!
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Yeah, that's why I -
He's so sweet! What's his name?
This is Sam
HI SAM
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So if you hear him barking, just let me know-
He's so SOFT. He's made of velvet.
Ok. Ok. Well, it was nice meeting you.
You too, Sam.
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We're...we're going to go now.
nooooooooo

Greyhound

New Comic! Yeah, this encounter actually happened, and I don't know what the owner's name is even though I was certainly told and that dog has the softest most velvetiest ears in the world. I really could do without having neighbours, but I will absolutely accept having neighbour-dogs.