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Hey, hey, What's wrong?

What's this? Your ereader? Is it broken?

Make it fixed.

Oh jeez, I don't think this is fixable.

I'm sorry love.

Here, here's the equivalent model for sale at best buy.

But...but it's been almost 7 years of daily use! Everywhere I go, it's come with me. Every night it's helped me sleep! It's shared so many stories with me! I love it! And it loves me!

I know. But I know you, you need an ereader with you. And this one doesn't work anymore. It's had a good run, but it's time to say goodbye.

Just so we're on the same page, I'll use you.

But I won't love you.