Ugh, I hate it when ants get in my food.
Hey! Not all ants invade peoples' picnics and food! I resent that implication.
Oh fuck, they're biting me! The ants are biting me! Ow!
You know, there's a lot of ants out there that don't bite. Did you ever think about that before you started painting all ants with the same brush?
Oh god! Someone help me! Kill them!
Oh, here we go. 'Kill all ants'. You know, with inflammatory rhetoric like that, it's really hard for the rest of us ants to feel a lot of sympathy for your cause, let alone go out of our way to help you.
...so you're ignoring me now? If you're not prepared to debate this civilly, I don't know why you started this conversation in the first place. Your irrational ant-hating only reflects badly on all you people, not that I really expected better.
MISANTRY
