Man: No, no. I've got this.
Woman: You sure?
Man: My treat.
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[by text]
Man: Hey! I had a great time last night!
Man: Let's set up another date. How's your Thursday?
Woman: Hey, I had a nice evening too, but I didn't really feel a connection.
Woman: But I'm sure I'll see you next time Chris has a get together, and we can catch up then!
Man: Wow. Ok then.
Man: I hope you enjoyed those free drinks.
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SECRET SOCIETY OF WOMEN GO GO ON DATES WITH MEN PURELY TO GET FREE DRINKS
Woman: They're on to us, ladies. Burn everything, we're going dark. Move, move, move! You know the drill!