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Sigh.
What's up?
I was just thinking about this problem.
I like making things so much.

But I don't like having things.
I give things I make to the people I like.

But after a while people have kind of received enough things.

And you see this look in their eyes like
Please stop giving me these lovingly, painstakingly crafted keepsakes. I have enough. I am done.

So what am I supposed to do with the random things I make?

I'll tell you what.

Next time you make something beautiful and delicate, that took you hours of skill and effort, you give it to me.

And I will you thank you sincerely. And while maintaining constant eye contact, I will crush it between my hands and let the pieces fall to the floor.

How does that sound?

...

That sounds pretty hot actually.