What are you up to this weekend?
I'm going to a wedding - I'm part of the bridal party.
Exciting!
Yup, I'm going to be a...
Well, I'm genderqueer, so I'm not a bridesmaid, or a bridesman... bridesperson? Bridefolk?
Well, your gender is non-binary, which makes you an enbee. Maybe you're a bridesbee!
A bridesbee! I love it!
Sigh...always a bridesbee, never a broom...