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What did you do last night?
I had the best night.
2005
I went to this awesome queer
mixer event and then I went to
this GQ burlesque show
across town and then ended up
at this awesome after party
where this woman was doing
this awesome spoken-word
jam with one of the dancers...
It was great!
2014
I went to bed
at 9pm and I slept
ALL NIGHT.
It was great!