How are you liking the new bed?
It's great! It's so big!
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I should get like, 9 people over and have a Giant Bed Celebration Orgy!
Um, do you even like 9 people enough to have them in your apartment?
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Of course! Well, maybe more like 7.
6 or 7.
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At least 5. At least.
... one two ... three?
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Ok. two. Twoish.
Sigh. I'll call you back.
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Yes hello I would like to order 12 more cats.