If you were an animal, what would you be?
I'd be a lizard, because I just want to stretch out on a warm rock and bask in the sun.
I'd be a porcupine because I'm a little prickly but I'm pretty adorable underneath it all.
What about you, Robot?
I'd be a limpet!
A...limpet?
Yeah! They're a mollusk found in all kinds of hostile environments. They're very resilient and they have a super strong shell.
Just like me! I'm tough and hard and nothing ever gets to me.
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Last week you cried because I replaced my shower curtain with a slightly different shower curtain.
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You're thinking about the shower curtain again aren't you
MAYBE