Hey, I'll be your nurse tonight. How are you feeling?
I am in an incredible amount of pain!
Um...you are?
Oh yes, very much so.
Ok...
I apparently don't emote appropriately when I am under extreme stress. It's very inconvenient.
Fair enough. Here's some pain medication.
That's fantastic. Thank you.
...and now you're crying.
Look, I can't really explain any of this, but I'm really trying my best.
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Thank you.