I think you're pretty sexy and I've been enjoying fooling around. Would you be into having sex?
Yeah!
Awesome, let me just grab a condom...
Oh, right - you should know that if you get pregnant, I will physically stop you from getting an abortion.
Haha, sure.
No, really. You're not going to walk into an abortion clinic with my baby.
If you ever stand in the way of me and a reproductive health centre, you're going to end up in the clinic with me because they're going to need to stabilize you before the ambulance comes.
....So do you still want to fuck?
The mood has unexpectedly passed.