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You mean you plan out everything? Even sex? Every time?

I just don't like surprises. I like to know what's going to happen.

But... you're in love! Where's the spontaneity? Where's the excitement? How boring it is to have to talk about everything all the time? What a rut!

Hey love, so I'm getting home at 1830 tonight and we're having roast chicken for dinner. Then I'd really like to go down on you, and then maybe fisting?

Mmmm, that sounds wonderful.

I'm going to have awesome sex tonight.
I'm going to have awesome sex tonight.
I'm going to have awesome sex tonight.
I'm going to have awesome sex tonight.

Woohoo!

You know, I think I'm ok with 'boring'.

Boring

Posted on March 12, 2015 by Robot Hugs

New comic! Note: A French version of this comic can be found here (Credit: Mouton) I don't do surprises, and I don't like the unexpected. I am comfortable and warm when I know exactly what my life is going to look like over the next week. I get that people like spontaneity in their relationships and sex, but me, I know how great my Friday night is going to be. People, it's going to be pretty great.